sir digby chicken caesar
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dogs make my existence palatable

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

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abbytates:

Hold out your hand cos friends will be friends right till the end.
-Freddie Mercury

abbytates:

Hold out your hand cos friends will be friends right till the end.

-Freddie Mercury

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i feel like…. im floating above myself

(Source: drakemoji)

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nevver:

Art is just another form of screaming

guess who wound up getting fucking slammed on fireball last night

spookyphernelia:

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

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hhahaha here i am joking about how my life is awesome rn and now im just crying and thinkin about what a total loser i am lmaooooo

nemfrog:

Change your boyfriend into a bird or a cat. 1920.

nemfrog:

Change your boyfriend into a bird or a cat. 1920.

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that last textpost was only partially facetious,  imean its all true but i also havent had time to do anything that’s not schoolwork so we’ll see how that goes after 6 weeks or so

taking 20 credits with 8 credits of studio + ochem is great because

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.